prowess2956

Rideshare apps are the Robin to their Batman

No more dong matcha for me, thank you

I don’t mean to sabotage anything but you can have just one taco

I appreciate that you’re asking us instead of asking the trees directly and, thus, waking them.

El Polar Cocaine Sharkicane

Don’t stop there. Bring a whole row of them.

How long until this guy finds his way to Florida?

If you do the petroleum jelly thing could you take video during the process?

I don’t mean to be insensitive at all. I hope your pup is feeling okay and that you both enjoy your day.

Ah, the ol’ “look over there”

There are a surprising number of people here under the impression that they knew anything by the age of 20.

I’m hearing that there’s a need for gas / petrol / whatever stations in more roundabouts. Maybe even a rest stop or extended stay hotel.

Any chance it’s corked? I don’t know if that’s the correct term, but is the cork light grey / moldy? I’ve purchased a few bottles that were like that, but I think the flavor was affected in those cases.

Alternatively, any chance you’re in the NY vicinity? 🙂

Seltzer factory

Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

OR we could become experts in the Romanian legal system

“You may be wondering why I’m texting you at 3:17 in the morning…”

Nice try, Mr. Bezos

Several… tablespoons?!