Didn’t you hear? All Arabs in Lebanon are Hezbollah.
Or they’re sheltering Hezbollah, which is as bad as being Hezbollah.
Or they know someone who is sheltering Hezbollah, which is as bad as sheltering Hezbollah.
Or they live near someone who knows someone who is sheltering Hezbollah, which is as bad as knowing someone who is sheltering Hezbollah.
And so on.
If you’ve got a spare quarter-hour, take a listen to the disquiet all those gifts can cause.
Yeah, it’s also exactly what the EU and it’s predecessors exist to prevent. We’ve never had a period of prolonged peace in Europe like we have now. And these utter fucking slabs want to undo it.
SUKBRICK sounds like a demeaning act that we brought on ourselves so lets go with that.
Do you know which Jack is your favourite? You should have a contest determine your favourite Jack. A Jack-Off, if you will.
And My Axe.
This is really niche, but most organisations have a Microsoft Active Directory, or equivalent, that tracks users, their credentials, and their permissions. The sign of a bad AD admin: permissions directly applied to user objects without any intermediary objects or abstraction in AD.
Fully dressed for WFH. Nude for in-office. Nude with shoes on for client meeting (in-office or WFH).
Yeah, I suspect that’s probably true. The prescribed maintenance routine on my VW suddenly got very, very lax after 250,000 miles.
alcohol-free
Spoilsport.
The secret to keeping water hot is minimising surface area and, of course, insulation. If you want instant hot water you can actually buy electric hot water tanks with, say, 10-15L capacities that go under the sink so the hot water only needs to travel the 50cm or so. Very cheap and much more simple than instant heaters.
Screaming?
…“Outside Pants”? I feel like this might be the real tip here. Please, explain.
You should invest. Nothing gets you dry better than a good Batman.
Get schwifty.
Oatly? Fuck Oatly. Also, Fuck Fuck Oatly. And so on.
For locked-down devices, they’ll be running LTSC or LTSB editions (Long-Term Support Channel/Branch), or Windows Embedded, which are simplified and heavily customisable versions of Windows. For general-purpose devices, they’ll be using Pro or Enterprise versions of Windows which, crucially, support Group Policy. Using GP it is very, very easy for a single admin to configure an arbitrarily large number of Windows machines to work exactly how they want them to work, including configuration options that aren’t otherwise exposed to the end user in any way.
Edit: just to add: the lack of an equivalent of Group Policy is what is preventing Linux becoming widespread in businesses. If you think you know of a service for Linux that works like Group Policy, then you don’t know Group Policy.
It’s the Express, so you can safely ignore it.
Recent front page headlines from the Express (if some of these aren’t real yet, they will be at some point):
Tom Hunt, if you’re reading this, I’ve just done your job for the next year.
Good, thanks. You?
Good, thanks. You?
Good, thanks. You?
Good, thanks. You?