s6original

Sharts are more likely to occur during earthquakes. You know…all the shaking.

It’s probably the tools at the top. They call the shots.

I’d rather be “The Shit”.

It seems they like the soft, warm consistency of poop. Not my description by the way.

Her Majesty

Television too if you don’t mind. (Commercials)

This could be climate-related. She might mean you’re working too hard and need to cool off. Try to stay hydrated out there because you’re looking hot.