During the pandemic my car sat in the garage until the battery died. After 7 hours of charging it, turned on the car and found the hybrid battery was almost full.

I get why the high and low voltage systems are separate, but damn that was one of those “Really!?” moments…

I was curious, thought it couldn’t possibly be that, so I torrented it.

Yeah, only watched a total of about 5 minutes over the many many skips… null/10 Would not recommend

The plot summary for A Serbian Film

For me, it was wake on LAN that Windows just kept sucking at. Leave the computer, it goes to sleep. Wake up the next morning, head into my office, computer is wide fucking awake and the whole room is warm…

I’d go back, put my feet on the desk and collect a little walkin around money, basically daring them to fire me again…

Ah the pre every-device-you-own-has-Wi-Fi Internet.

You had to work to be online, and for me, it was timed (my parents installed Cyber Patrol, but didn’t change the disable-for-an-hour password). You got on, got what you needed, like the Ghostbusters theme midi, and you got the hell off.

The plus/minus side of Lemmy is that it’s easy to reach the “end”, when you start seeing things from the last time you browse. So you get off your phone, and waste a few hours on Factorio.

Every damn time i go to a fandom page, I have to wait a few seconds for the content to quit dancing around as it loads in whatever fandom garbage loads. We have height and width attributes for a reason!

If yaml wasn’t such a pain to edit on mobile, I wouldn’t mind it so much. Yes, XML uses closing tags, but it’s the 2020’s, I think we can stand that extra few K of space so I can edit my portainer stacks without the UI freaking the fuck out because I want to delete something. YMMV…

And yet, my YouTube app has to be force closed at least once a day because they just can’t seem to get their shit together…

Dear YouTube/Google/Alphabet/what-the-fuck-ever, GET YOUR APP SORTED FIRST! THEN TRY ADDING FEATURES!?

“I’ll give you something to cry about!”

Therapy helps, but not enough for me to continue the cycle.

O’Brian never got a damn break :/

When my ex and i would watch Star Trek Enterprise, I would start screaming like Homer Simpson having night terrors whenever the theme song would start.

He’d be laughing so hard, he could barely get to the remote to skip the intro, all the while I was fake screaming basically in his face.

https://youtu.be/glOjvKlva7w?si=Sta2HscU2Ck9HLj7

Factorio runs pretty well on my old laptop, but the bigger your setup gets, the more CPU cycles it takes. YMMV.

Facebook took a fatal blow for me the day they removed the .edu email requirement.

It completely died when my sex-pest cousin tried to friend me, from prison…

I usually get the low/no sodium options so that I can use my salt shaker. I don’t know if it’s the iodine, but pre salted foods are always bland to me and i end up adding a ton of extra salt anyway.

The body tends to do that when you beat the shit out of it over the course of days.

Blood clots at the damage point, more beatings break up the clot, platelets gonna platelet and boom, thrombosis.

I had to move back in with my parents in my late 20s, when the 2012 recession hit. I told people I was saving up for a down-payment, which is partially true. Other half of that was, it just wasn’t possible for me to get a house and I was tired of apartment living.

If you’re embarrassed, you can tell people you’re “taking care” of your dad, so he lives with you.

Don’t bother comparing yourself to the older generations. They’ve spent years pulling up the ladder behind them, so it’s just not the same cheap, prosperous world that it used to be. Single income homes just don’t exist anymore, and most people your age will recognize that.

Edit: Fixed autocorrect

Updated WordPress…

Previous Web Dev had a whole mess of code inside the theme that was deprecated between WP versions.

Fuck WordPress for static sites…

There were already two, Michael last initial and Mike last initial in my English class that i had to go by last name.

All of them? (The straight boys anyway…)