I said chicharrón, I meant chicarrón.

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Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.

Smashing Pumpkins 1979 was released on their 1995 album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Its already much longer between 2024 and 1995 than it is between 1995 and 1979. Almost by twice!

I remember the actual 1979. Egads, I’m old.

Not great, he’s kind of a Meathead.

Every animal?

I think the humans lose. I can’t even keep mice out of my garage.

Putin can get fucked.

Shouldn’t that be a default position in the West?

Hot take. Tell me more about me?

Bet?

What’s different this time?

Comedy is an art form. You need to commit to the joke.

I have. It usually stays off until they rig the cabin for final approach. Comes back on for landing but hey, whatever?

I’m getting beaten up for my stance here, but seriously: if all it takes to put you over is some midflight ads the do the rest of us a favor and don’t fly. Take a train or whatever.

Y’all are acting like they’re gonna strap us down and tape our eyes open like that Alex Whasisname kid in A Clockwork Orange. I assure you that doesn’t happen for another 22 years in this timeline (give or take).

It’s a contactless carrier, they already have my card on file.

You’ll be in a new city by supper. Who cares what they think?

Dude, you can just turn the screen off. Its OK.

The SMS network ran on FIDONet for a good long while. It might still do, for all I know

I’d finally have time to read The Silmarillion.

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NO BITING. NO SCRATCHING.

Anything else goes. 🔥❤️

Sad trombone is always a favorite.

I love the ambiguity in this GIF. It’s both judgy, and still castigates both sides of an argument for being stupid. Its coming into vogue.

It’s also not mine. Lol.

Hey, do you need a new GIF? Seems relevant tonight.