subignition

Don’t you have some kid’s birthday party to be at, you fucking clown?

Front trunk. It’s aggravating slang, but it’s been in use for decades, well before Tesla.

To add to this, a new type of brain cell was discovered just last year. (I would have linked directly to the study but there was a server error when I followed the cite.)

I was gonna make a dark joke about a silver lining, but I don’t think losing Starlink would be worth losing GPS.

This is why we need a corporate death penalty.

I hardly dream so I guess I would say “it’s a dream when I wake up afterwards”

There are already plenty of companies that sell managed data removal like this, Mozilla claims to be doing it better and perhaps they are incrementally more trustworthy than the smaller no name ones

For accuracy, it should be updated to read “Snitches will need stitches.”

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What are you talking about? There are endless services where you can get a free email address without spending a cent. Verifying that an email is genuine is a much harder ask than you might think.

I believe they said “eat the rich”

A handcar!

Silicon and silicone are two very different things, just FYI. But that does make sense

It’s still bonded to silicon carbide…

Don’t get me wrong, it’s an important advancement in semiconductor technology if the claims they’re making hold up. But it’s grown on silicon wafers. “Post-silicon chips” feels somewhat misleading here

Yes, enforced pseudonymity would work much better. You can have up to three, or some number, of identities, they’re not linked to your info but they are all linked to each other.

Toss a coin, to your admins…

While I appreciate the nitpick, I think it’s likely the case that “kills a bunch of people” is also something we want to avoid…

Go home Tucker, you’re drunk.

It would be so cool to have time and money to mess around with this bleeding edge stuff.

Assassin’s Creed’s Publisher’s Greed: “No Pop-Ups. No Pop-Ups. You’re The Pop-Ups.”

If a malicious actor has physical access to your machine, you have already lost. Been that way since the dawn of computing. Full-disk encryption can potentially protect your data from unauthorized access, but it can’t really stop a thief from wiping the laptop and making it their own. And if you get it back you probably want to wipe it anyway.