Krafty Kactus

Dude I was born after 2000 and this is firmly planted in my memories. Maybe people born after 2010 haven’t but 2000?

Somebody hasn’t discovered Topology yet

I thought you were suggesting a month to celebrate sloths.

So just, diarrhea?

Like this post?

Probably not all of them. The Voyager probes were launched in the 70s and they don’t exactly need much encryption because they can only be programmed by someone with a massive transmitter.

Tele-vision

Far-away sight

I mean they literally are, you can watch literally any tv show or movie on them so I don’t see a difference.

Now someone do recursion this way

You… You don’t preheat your oven?

How the fuck is it illegal where you live?!?

Except that I’m running GrapheneOS and I can turn off my phone/put it in a faraday cage if I need to. I highly doubt either of those are going to be possible with always-on implants.

Who needs to constantly watch what you’re doing when the data can simply be collected and then used against you at a later time without your consent?

Also, what happens when laws change and suddenly your daily habits seem suspect? When it’s possible to figure out what people were together at a certain time and place, the government has unrivaled power and we’ve seen how that plays out multiple times. See: literally any Edward Snowden interview.

If you are genuinely arguing that you would be undisturbed by the future you put forward, I am uninterested in your opinion on anything regarding privacy or freedom.

Good luck having freedom in that world

Not really a shower thought but it’s cute so I’ll allow it :)

Weird Al might very well be the goofiest human to ever have lived.

This isn’t a shower thought. It’s just a personal opinion.

A little trick I learned on here was to imagine yourself as a little evil man saying “Extract ze files!” in a German accent. Extract ze files >>> xzf.

You can if you want but nobody is gonna clap with you lol

You right now: