Let me tell you the story of the great Knocrates. He was a Greek philosophy major from ancient UCLA. He really liked cute things and one day he was between two of the most beautiful tits women kind had ever grown. Look the point is that you probably don’t want cute 🥺🥰. It doesn’t last. Anyway you want Hot 🥵🔥🥵. You want 🔥!
You don’t hear about a great red panda browser. But you hear about Firefox a lot! See what I mean? So fireworks 🎆🎇🎇 it is!
No! Fireworks! 🎇🎆🎇🎇🎆. Just pop a whole bunch and your panda problems would be history. C’mon man 😂. We can save the world! From red pandas
Hey, if your country is overrun by red panda infestations, you know exactly what to do!
How about click to get me off your mail list or the FBI gives you a visit?
Hard pass. I don’t want anything where the technology is not controlled from my hub or someone I trust.
My phone is running slow…hey! How about a camera 🤳📸!
I came to say this almost exactly word for word. 5 storey would have been enough, but hey. If you gotta make a splash, make a splash.
Don’t worry, it’s not airborne. Just walk 6 feet behind other people.
Ukraine wouldn’t waste drones like that. Every drone can carry a little something for the Russians.
This should inspire a new Nabisco cookie 🍪. And it should be consumed with Coca-Cola or some other Nestle “food”.
I woke up at 4 this morning. The fridge made a big ice maker noise that sounded like a door getting slammed. Anyway here I am shit posting and reading shit posts.
Only if I need to get old emails off that Gmail shit.
I mean, maybe he just knew! 🤣🤔
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Looks like the transition was around 2016 from Skype to teams but Skype has been around since 2003.
I’ve been using teams for 3 or 4 years before the pandemic… So maybe around 2015? I gotta Google check that. But then before it was called teams it was called Skype. I recall the thing had a shitty transition to becoming teams.
How about ads on the hood of my car got when I’m doing oil changes? 😔😭
Or maybe 🤔, and I hope I don’t offend my fellow human beings in Ukraine, but what if meta donated drones to Ukraine where they would blowup tanks and the explosion would be in the form of a dawn commercial? Or Downy! Or Mr. Clean… somebody has to Remove all the stains 😔.
Russian Carols this new precedential cycle…"oh he’s my bitch! Oh he’s my bitch! I’m gonna fuck’m real good! 🎵 🎶
(Read in the tune of the “oh Christmas tree” song)
They probably used Chat-GPT which at the time…
Ok Mr Chat I need to rewrite the Skype code to look more like what we have been doing at Microsoft…
Oh my! It keeps crashing my PC, can you do a little less crash and more icons and shit?
Oh, it crashed my PC once more. How about this time no crash?
Dude, I said no crash! But nice graphics! Can you make the people icons at least 25% of the total screen real estate? And can you also hide the full screen icon into at least half an hour of clicks? Yeah make it real hidden!
Fantastic work on the full screen thing! Could you not make it like anything Microsoft has made before up to the point where it can actually run?
Good job at sending all my information to random strangers! Many points for that! And the icons! Soo big and beautiful! Thanks Chat-GPT! Bill! We’re ready to release!
Good thing guy underwear doesn’t give one fuck about the shape of the penis. They either mush it into the crutch to defeature the shlong, or they let the whole thing just flap around under loose shorts.