Twisting the ball to scroll is phenomenal, with very little learning curve. They added audible clicking noises when you scroll, which was a really nice touch.

I bought a SlimBlade Pro for productivity work and never looked back. Best purchase.

Jim from the US version of The Office.

Where the turn indicator lever is, and how to use it.

Buy stocks, buy a house, don’t bother with trifling hoes.

That’s exactly what I said. I’m surprised you could decipher the code in my comment that said nothing of the sort.

I’m sure they’d admit it, right? Right?

I only wear one if I’m sick, or travelling by plane.

KOLONOSKOPY

Yes, quite a few.

Why stop there? Tattoo it on your forehead.

I think sane people likely only use LinkedIn as a pseudo-resume, and for the job search feature.

For better or worse, I’d say 95% of the application forms in my industry ask if you have a profile. And the job search feature is amazing for quickly perusing reqs you might be interested in and compiling application data, to try to give yourself an edge.

The “social” (used very loosely) portion I have no personal interest in, and find it to be populated mostly by grindpilled narcissists.

What are you using instead?

Sir, I am made of energy from ultra processed foods and coffee.

Oh, I missed that part. Just trash it, then.

Maybe it’s sonething a museum would be interested on?

Animals could fight a really good long game. Especially species that reproduce very quickly.

Friend, if possible. My relationship preference is for women, so, I don’t see it working out.

I’m okay with this as long as the attitude is loving and not demeaning. But I’d probably need her to be okay with it being a level playing field, and her being fine with me leading when I feel I need to.

I was once in a relationship with a woman who didn’t know how to hand off the reigns. It was tiring. But I’d love to date someone who is confident enough to switch roles whenever each other needs to.

Farts are also varied for guys, I suppose depending on diet. But yeah, the hot ones are equal parts disturbing and satisfying.