The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?
CBAT - they will get horny, jerk off in sync to the rhythm then leave
Alien Hip Hop - they will be either extremely confused or will get inspired to leave and form a prog rock band immediately
The Woven Web - it’s such an incredibly sick song that they will have to mute their speakers and bop to it
Damn what a song! Thanks for the new group to binge on!
Lmao let’s see them try to time their farts with Alien Hip Hop.