So there I was with my wife of 30 years attempting to buy groceries when suddenly and without warning, another man pulled out his “Gay Propaganda Credit Card ™.”
We were just going about our business when I suddenly found my dick in another man’s ass because I have about as much self control as I do braincells. Why did the Libruls do this to me six times last week?
That’s like me. Every pride, I see rainbows and suddenly I am sucking so many cocks. 11 months of the year, heterosexual sex with my wife. 1 month of the year, sucking cocks.
So there I was with my wife of 30 years attempting to buy groceries when suddenly and without warning, another man pulled out his “Gay Propaganda Credit Card ™.”
We were just going about our business when I suddenly found my dick in another man’s ass because I have about as much self control as I do braincells. Why did the Libruls do this to me six times last week?
That’s like me. Every pride, I see rainbows and suddenly I am sucking so many cocks. 11 months of the year, heterosexual sex with my wife. 1 month of the year, sucking cocks.