That’s it. Any horse, any time period, any peoples, did they fit a shoe that helped the horse to swim in water?
(Was thinking about how horses are pretty good swimmers, maybe due to their power and hoof shape. Could they be better?)
Oh, I thought this was going to be about refurbishing and reselling horses.
My expectation was that one might rotate an equine on an axis other than yaw.
I’m going to use this as a confusion-inducing insult:
Yeah whatever, horse flipper.
Well…spit… growing up on the ranch we had between 13 to 18 horses around all the time. Everything from Arabians to some workhorses.
Now we only shoed them in late summer for the fall when we were working cattle.
Now swimming is an interesting topic. During the hot days in the summer we would hop on a few hoses bareback and race across in the ponds.
You would think the massive workhorses with their oversized hooves would win. Poweful, strong animals with big flippers on the bottom. Unfortunately they were the slowest in the water. They were stiff and inflexible, dumb and slow. They tended to swim a few feet, decide it was too much work, turn around and find some nice grass to eat.
Now the Arabians with the smaller stature and dainty little hooves were by far the fastest in the water. The fastest was horse named ugly. He was a swayed back ill tempered little guy with a massive chip on his shoulder. He just had to be first everywhere. He was almost as vicious as the Spawn of Satan aka “Shetland pony”. Now Spawn of Satan didn’t like the water because brimstone and water don’t go together so we never got him to swim.
What’s curious is after they were shod and their hoofs trimmed down, they all seemed a wee bit faster. I guess the smaller hoof works better for their swimming mechanism.
I don’t know what accent you intended to communicate, but I definitely heard it in my head
I thought he was a fraud until he spit.
That was the first thing he did. You might have trust issues.
That “Well…” just didn’t ring true.
