For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
The Oxford comma.
It… just makes sense?
Eats bushes and leaves
Eats bushes, and leaves
I’ll go a step further.
I regularly use
comma’scommas where they don’t belong, just to reflect my speech patterns IRL.And, apparently, apostrophes too.