For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
When saying “Next” in reference to a time “Next” means the soonest occurrence of that. Don’t skip one. If today is friday and I say “Next Saturday”, that is tomorrow, not 8 days from now.