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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

If you fart in a hot shower, you can smell it in Technicolor.

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If you fart in a hot shower, you can smell it in Technicolor.

Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    1. What?
    2. Who hurt you?
    3. What?
    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      1. Who hurt you?

      Mr. Beast

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        *smiles without it reaching his eyes*

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    Hot boxing butt bubbles

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      My favorite garage band.

    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Whitney’s Dookie Bubble

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Huh.

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    Gandhi quotes, so inspirational…

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    The shower is by far the worst place to fart. It’s too pure.

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      Worst, or…

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        I mean, if you want to get that nasally intimate with your colon that’s your business.

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          I firmly hold true that anyone who claims to not enjoy the smell of their own farts is a liar.

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      nah, underwater. unfiltered and pure

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    Huh? Why technicolor? Isn’t that where they colored in black and white film negatives with color or something like that. I don’t get the connection to farting in the shower and why is it farting under a shower and not just under water isn’t a different affect?

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      You should go fart in the shower. You’ll see. It’s like that scene from Ratatouille when the rat eats cheese and a strawberry together for the first time.

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        Hmmmmmm not sure if I’m flattered regardless that you don’t know my age, that you think I made it this far in life never farting in the shower or insulted that you think I’ve taken so few showers that I’ve never experienced farting in the shower lol

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    1. I bet this is genuinely a shower thought.

    2. Competing hypotheses: either the higher temperatures promote travel of smell molecules, or they are water soluble.

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      The answer: https://youtu.be/B3zqFJDJf2Q?si=qAIkuTZDSusavnUK

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      I think it’s humidity and the fact that there’s no “filter”

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        There’s a shower thought for you. “Farts would be worse all the time if we didn’t wear pants.”

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    Why is that?

    I asked Dr Karl once, but he avoided the question.

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      The tiny water droplets sticking to the inside of your nose and sinuses amplifies the distinct aroma of your own brand.

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    Ah the cooked fart. My husband and I bonded over this very shower thought early in our courtship

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      Shower sex is fun until you start smelling your husband’s colon in technicolor.

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    A shower to a fart is what a cathedral is to a choir.

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