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What would be the most pleasant form of euthanasia?

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What would be the most pleasant form of euthanasia?

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    Opioid overdose in a pit full of puppies.

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      I agree about the OD but prefer a warm bed more than puppies

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        Nice try, robot. I’m more of a kitten guy, but no HUMAN turns down final puppies.

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    If you’re a roller coaster enthusiast, you might get a kick out of the Euthanasia Coaster, or as I like to call it The Sui-Slide

    • infinite_ass@leminal.spaceOP
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      Elegant. But is 10Gs pleasurable? Maybe if you got really high first.

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    Death by snusnu

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    Heroin overdose would probably be alright.

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      Unless you go out like Jane, choking on your vomit.

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        Doesn’t matter when you’re flying through paradise.

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    DMT + skydiving from the edge of the atmosphere

  • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.works
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    OceanGate expedition

    • trollblox_@lemmy.world
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      we don’t know how much time passed between when they realized they wouldn’t be coming home and when they imploded…

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        Whatever it was, I’ll lay good odds it probably felt far too long…

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    Death by snoo snoo

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    I was thinking sex + nitrous bag but I can’t think of a way for them to work together smoothly.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      What combination is that…

      But to answer your question, the most pleasant would probably be the quickest. Maybe shotgun to the head. Best if I didn’t even expect it and didn’t know it was going to happen, just suddenly no consciousness during any normal activity, all of the person erased, nothing, but that’s obviously impossible (to be euthanasia).

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        I figure you’d want to be strongly distracted by a great pleasure. Then, while you’re all caught up in that, woosh.

        I hear that heroin od is nice

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          I hear that heroin od is nice

          Are you a junkie medium?

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    I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming for my life like his passangers… <joke>

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    Once I had to get a surgery, and in recovery was waking up, nurse thought it too soon and said “let’s just dial this up” and put me back to sleep with a dose of whatever opiate was in the IV and that is absolutely the only way I’d want to do that. So gentle.

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      Opiates are pretty awsome.

      There’s something lost when it’s refined to a medical product tho. The high becomes cold.

      Fresh black opium goo is superior, imo.

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        That’s fine, I just want someone experienced to dose it like that. It was soft and pleasant. Really my first thought when I got home was that would be such a wonderful way to die. Not surprised or in pain, there’s enough of that in life, at the end you shouldn’t be worrying.

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    most pleasant

    It depends on your kind of perversion, obviously.

    For normal people, it is no pleasure at all.

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      So, just like life then

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    I don’t know the science, but I would venture hypothermia.

    That said, the fact someone is looking for painless ways to go often puts into question how bad their life is, as someone with a truly bad life could be said to see even the most painful ways to die as a drop in the bucket. Based on such thinking, I would recommend that anyone who is thinking of doing the unthinkable spends more time rethinking it.

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    I was in the hospital back in January, I woke up one morning and they told me my heart stopped for 8 seconds. I never knew. Seems like an ideal way to go.

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    Snuggled up together naked.

    Oh, wait - I thought my text-to-speech app said “youth in Asia…”

    🤷

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