I guess due to luck with circumstances, this is often an issue for me. I wonder how normal it is. I was joking about this today with someone and comparing it to the scene from The Simpsons where Mr. Burns wakes up from being shot and randomly starts yelling Homer’s name when asked who shot him. Thirty minutes later someone tried to confront me because I seemed like the most likely candidate for who stole their mail.
Few days back my SO was annoyed by how she predicted I would have answered if she were to ask me to do something.
Once there was a small earth quake in NYC, and my mom couldn’t make a phone call, and she blamed me for “breaking her phone”.
Bruh, it was the network congestion from everyone calling each other. So every time from then on, every time she tries me blame me, I say “OMG its NYC earth quake all over again!”
Still mad at what happened that day. A fucking earth quake and it gets blamed on me? 😡
Made me remember this old nugget;
When three hundred tonnes of ammonium nitrate went up in a biig kaboom accident in Toulouse and the first shake/sound wave hit the building I lived in I was promptly told not to slam the door lol.
It was 10 days after 9/11 so I bet you havent heard about it but the explosion was the size of a small nuclear detonation IIRC (3.4 on the Richter scale), thousands of wounded etc.
My girlfriend jumped my ass a few days ago because I did all the chores.
I get home a few hours before she does and she’s been stressed about work and the long drive so I’ve been doing all the chores and getting dinner ready. I figured she’d be able to relax instead of being strung like a bow and since I have about 3 hours of time before she got home that we’d be able to spend more time together too.
Turns out I’m making her feel like she doesn’t contribute enough by doing all the chores and she needs to feel like she accomplished something when she gets home.
So, I got blamed for making her look lazy when my intent was just to give her time to chill.That sounds like trauma.
We’re currently being threatened with court action by our landlady for using our flat for commercial purposes. It’s obvious bunkum, and we’ve had inspections and everything that prove we don’t do it and sent all kinds of evidence to the lawyer accusing us, but the thing is that we followed a rental commission procedure last year to have the rent tested and so the landlady’s losing money or whatever. It’s all very dramatic but we’re confident because it’s so easy to prove that it’s a load of bollocks.
How do you test rent?
I jokingly accuse my partner of stealing my glasses when I lose them. I just put them down in random places and am then too blind to find them again. A few days ago I told my partner I lost my glasses and he blamed ME for stealing my own glasses!! How can I steal my own glasses??
You tell us. How did you steal your own glasses?
