I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
🤨
mildly, nothing extreme
I am just going outside and may be some time…
Happily.
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like “ok, that sounds legit”.
An undercover Corgi mission.
Gluttony
Same
Sailing. I guess an accident
“D’un coup d’épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !”…
-- Oui, je disais cela !.. Le destin est railleur !..
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d’un coup de bûche !
C’est très bien. J’aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.It finally caught up to me
Lots of beans
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
Err… I don’t even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
