President Donald Trump said the U.S. will "go as far as we have to go" to get control of Greenland, ahead of a planned visit to the Arctic island by the vice president.
Try as I may to avoid this absurd political reality I find myself in, I am continuously dumbfounded by these headlines. I have to check everytime if the post is an Onion article.
The Onion is gonna go bankrupt at this rate. I just imagine the editors coming up with stories and headlines, only to crumple and toss them in the trash whenever Trump holds a press conference.
The Dutch equivalent of The Onion actually send a cease and desist letter to one of our ministers, because they can’t compete with the shit she is saying (this woman gives Trump’s government a run for their money in terms of both evilness and incompetence)
Try as I may to avoid this absurd political reality I find myself in, I am continuously dumbfounded by these headlines. I have to check everytime if the post is an Onion article.
The Onion is gonna go bankrupt at this rate. I just imagine the editors coming up with stories and headlines, only to crumple and toss them in the trash whenever Trump holds a press conference.
I picture a sign at Onion HQ.
It has been 0 0 3 days since we were accidentally factual news.
The Dutch equivalent of The Onion actually send a cease and desist letter to one of our ministers, because they can’t compete with the shit she is saying (this woman gives Trump’s government a run for their money in terms of both evilness and incompetence)