When you really look at it, there are a lot of things to consider when creating a username. Most of the time you want to try and figure out a word or phrase that honors some part of your personality, life’s motto or perhaps a time honored tradition. For me I wanted something that encompassed my true life’s mission as well as something that reminds me of a genuinely impactful moment in my lifetime and nothing left more of an impact on me than than day back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

Because this is the account I use for the promotion of my new movie, “Barbie”, only in theaters July 21st.

Because I’m really hoping this works.

The other 3 had…accidents

I like to crochet.

To push back against the anti-pineappites who claim pineapple on pizza is against god’s will. One day they will accept that what goes on between consenting adults and their pizza is none of their business.

I wanted to pick a name that had no connection to my habitual username. Slammed random syllables together until I had some gibberish that made me feel something.

Vegan atheist here 🙃

Because I’m from the streets. The streets!

I’m on here because work is slow.

I chose to be Grandpa this time.

Because I identify as the divine.