It’s been a long time but at my senior prom the photographer made a beauty and the beast comment, which was fair enough. My high school sweetheart is a dead ringer for Zooey Deschanel and I (am told) looked like a chubby Matthew Broderick.

I married way above my relative looks as well. Wife looks like a half puerto-rican Julia Roberts. I’ve gotten the father-daughter remark on that one before (I grayed really young, white hair by mid thirties).