• AccountMaker@slrpnk.net
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    1 year ago

    I held a carrot in my left hand, and tried to cut it along its length with a knife in my right. As I pushed with my right hand, and pulled with my left, the carrot split in two in the middle and one end of it went straight under my fingernail. It hurt.

    From that day onwards I cut carrots like a normal human being.