Thank God it’s not a baby shark.
Thank God it’s not a baby shark.
Hey, as long as they’re of age, what a seal does in their free time is none of my concern.
Yes, but she didn’t 😉
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Scream her hands off.
A man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”
If a threesome is with three people, and a foursome is with four, then i think i get why they call you handsome…
What’s long and brown and sticky?
A stick.
What’s brown, and rhymes with “Snoop?”
Dr. Dre.
Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?
For drizzle, m’nizzle.
How does Helen Keller know when she’s done wiping?
Taste test.
I’ve got tons of this shit for when we’ve got downtime at work.
“I’m a robot. I love robots. I have a robot vagina.”
“Hey look! It’s Bono’s little brother!”
“I sure hope he doesn’t get Munson’d”
I always read it as THAT fuckin’ guy…
Hey, if we’re rebooting fucking EVERYTHING, I’d love to see a live action Celebrity Deathmatch.
And my vuvuzela?
I saw Reddit results in a search last night using DDG. It just said something like “It’s here on Reddit, but we’re not allowed to show you.” I wasn’t planning on using Reddit (never again), but that just irritated me.
I understand it’s like, the deepest insult a gunslinger can give or receive, but it’s never really made that much sense to me. I’d forget mine if given the choice.
Now i want Pirate Bay to play the theme of pirates of the Caribbean every time i load it up.
Do the dedew!
You have forgotten the face of your father.
Republicans can’t vote in Democratic primaries and vice versa.
This is an all-new concept for me. I thought that was just cutesy censorship. What’s the difference?
Doo doo doo