The tap, it generates water out of the void

Me. I’m competent as fuck.

Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.

Probably the walls. Without them, the ceiling would collapse and everything in the room would be useless.

My phone. A Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS.

I actually use my tablet with a logitech keyboard and trackball more but the phone can do things the tablet can’t.

I’m rocking in a hammock in my backyard, while the portal solar panel I got for camping charges my bike battery. The sun is definitely the most useful thing right now, giving me next week’s commute!

me.

nobody else in here. and there aren’t any other tools around.

(self-burn. the rarest of burns)

Toilet paper

Depends on purpose. We’re complex creatures. Sometimes we need food. Sometimes we need to stay warm. sometimes we need to battle the dark thoughts in our head.

I’m out in a gazebo with nothing around me, so probably the sleeveless argyle sweater which is doing a better job keeping me warm than my blouse/skirt.

I’m in the kitchen with my teenage daughter, so maybe the fridge?..

Alcohol