His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Capitalist making decisions based only on increased ROI?

Say it isn’t so.

Fuck I hate this “single goal” system.

So fucking short sighted.

He was pretty awesome in every role.

The Batman Behind was elevated by his performance.

That’s because at a certain point things like this should just become services.

But that’s wildly against capitalists mindset so…

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Read all the text at once. It’s writing a song.

Use them as envelopes for letters.

Crushed up clear hard candies in their shower head.

It’s because their logic isn’t about what they claim it’s about.

It’s about control.