God it sure would suck if there were trojan advertisements threatening to take down Youtube servers.

Part of the question was “no time to prepare”

Depends highly on your age 10 years ago. Caffeine can have a negative effect on a developing mind.

I’m actually a drop of water flowing down a river, don’t assume my state of matter

Well… Maybe.

Time probably predates the big bang

A Bo Burnham fan I see

Did you forget the content of what you learned yesterday or are you just unable to place when you learned it?

Also sometimes this type of memory loss can be a symptom of bed bugs, check your sheets.

Armor Class,

It is very hard to hit

In Japanese they say “sonotori” translated literally it means “that bird” the English idiom equivalent is “on the nose”

Wasn’t wrath of cortex crash 4?

I remember getting that on the ps2 but every no loading screen took 40 seconds

Is the testing equipment made of plastic?

10 minutes? That’s it. That’s easily a 3 hour time sink.

Am currently caring for my mother on hospice. Fuck cancer.

You can’t take the sky from me

Take me to where I cannot stand

“all I think about” instead of “am I the asshole”?

Have you read Elantris?

Covers this pretty well.

I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.

I drive a 2000 Honda Accord so I highly doubt it.

Probably one that draws you toward it almost mystically.