For now, these pics of tits and boobys will have to do

Always hilarious to me how the fastest way to gain trust is to be transparent. It’s almost like those two are linked somehow.

Liftoff gang represent!

I don’t need an app to tell me what’s a tit and what’s a booby

Not sure why, but this is what TV Time looks like for me. It’s the same now as when I tried two weeks ago.

When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection “Virus Distribution Centre”

Please don’t let /c/asklemmy become like /r/askreddit, which had half of the front-page posts being the same sex related questions every month.

“Women of reddit, what non sexual thing that guys so makes you horny?”

“What is the sexiest thing you regret doing?”

“How many cocks have you sucked while your cat judges you while waiting for you to feed it?”

It was bullshit.

Really sad. I managed to reach Onyx rank but the FOMO was real (even though they said there would be no FOMO).

The gameplay was actually really good, but the busy-work to complete challenges ruined the experience for me.

When playing a competitive shooter, the top priority should be winning. When I need to remember to kill three enemies with the shock rifle, run over five people, tea-bag my own teammate and get a 360 no-scope with my finger in my ass, I’m not thinking about winning or playing how I want.

Also 343 were just cunts about everything the entire time.