Professor Chaos

this looks very interesting! any pointers on how to (get) use(d to) it?

50/0/50

no

why would i need an opinion on that?

Wait

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants are people!?

yes

chronic pain is not as much fun as they ought you to believe - turns out it’s not that easy to amputate some section of your back

and some of us are barely people

Whenever someone says “oh my god” i say “you may call me [insert name here]”

They might want you to shower and clean your flat - clear advantage. Disadvantage: you may be expected to tell other interested parties that you can only engage in casual sex, since your heart is already taken. Also: fucking without a heart-on is not as satisfactory as making love.

Dwarf Fortress

but usually you just take it?

Always remember: Losing is fun!

How far have you gotten yet?

username checks out

masochists?

WDYM “real”?

ooof

but yes

but also: ooof

almost all of them

except the really bad ones, of course

sad stroustroup noises