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Immediate arrest and subsequent disembowelment of anyone with a net worth that includes a fourth comma.

Does not work on Boost

“Aggie”

No Man’s Sky too

Harvest his private organs? No one wants those.

Plus, Wilford Brimley

That sounds exactly like something an immortal Highlander would say

I didn’t say it as an insult, just pointing it out. Fwiw, I use Waydroid on my computer, and it’s pretty okay. I don’t think there’s any desktop OS, Linux or otherwise, that doesn’t ship with a terminal program, though.

E: added “desktop”

You just described Android.

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CRANKIN’ MY HOG AROOOO!!!

I have over 1k hours in NMS, and I totally agree. Also, planets need more biomes.

Water is delicious

Butt stuff

I’m officially brainwashed, I thought this was 196 for a second just because of the word “rule”

What about the one banging the ogre lady?

There already is a term for this: Autosexual

Well at least I know they won’t get her pregnant, because I already have a sibling

My favorite is chewbac.ca

I tried eating a Fat Jim but then I got banned from Grindr