Just leave! Hit da bricks! Who cares what you need to leave behind, emigrating is super easy anyway. Just decide to go, every country in the world would love to have another American within their borders.

Oh no, of course he can’t. There’s decorum and precedent to consider! Best to give him free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants without fear of consequence or repercussion.

People are fucking stupid, and if the few people they look up to say masks are bad then that’s just how it is, regardless of facts or logic.

Good chance they get what they voted for

Does my doctor who stopped in the middle of an appointment, looked at me, and said “you know you’re neurodivergent, right?” count?

I wish I was happy. Not even all of the time, just some?

I’ve lost hope that things will ever get better. This is it, this is all life has to offer. If you don’t like it, well, suck it up.

Alone time 😉

I’m doing schilling excelsior tonight, it’s pretty delicious. Plus, there’s a giraffe in a helmet on it, which is adorable. They’re 8.4% though so I gotta be careful with them

I fuckin love a gin and tonic, sounds and looks delicious!

Oooh, that sounds fascinating! I assume it works well because you’re drinking it, does it taste kinda like a thin hot chocolate?

You had me with bourbon, I need to try that.

I’m sorry, that’s no fun. 😞

Hope it resolves for you soon!

Good call, shit is delicious. Thanks for reminding me I need to get more yerba!

I’m drinking a hard cider right now for example, and its thoroughly delicious, one of my favorites. I might have some rosé bubbly wine later too if hubs doesn’t want it, but I gotta wait for him to get home first.

Dicks are wonderful too though! Might I suggest something generally neutrally awful if you’re concerned, like a shit, a jerk, a turbo loser, or even a failbot 9000?

I’m a big clit fan and I’m very confused by your turn of phrase here?

I never got the answer - who did let the dogs out?

This was probably a decade ago, my brother and I went dirt bike riding with my dad. I had gone with dad a few summers in a row now, but it was my brother’s first time in years. So, dad started to go over with him basic bike riding stuff. Not having it, my brother declared “I know what I’m doing dad” and ignored everything he was being told.

He proceeded to start the bike, rev the throttle to max, and dump the clutch all at once. He popped a wheelie and made it probably ten feet before crashing while dad and I just completely lost our shit cracking up. He was fine, btw, it was just majestic. He didn’t go riding with us again after that though.

I think you need a bang in front of that.

Don’t we all 😞