C’mon, you can’t ask us to pick just one. Sometimes you feel like something creamy, sometimes you want crunchy, at times even fruity.

Actually, it’s cheesecake. This week. Because my wife has banned it from the house.

Hard dick and bubblegum

Warm Apple crisp with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top!

If you’ve never done this, I suggest giving it a try:

A medjool date that’s been soaked in hot water, then take it out of the water, place it above a bar of dark chocolate of the same length, and eat it together (like nigiri) in one bite.

I say it should be dark because the date provides all the sugar and milkyness you’ll need.

You’ll want to chew on that forever 🤤

I mix peanut butter with oatmilk and appel syrup and I eat it all up like a dog with two dicks.

Chocolate cheesecake. Always makes me feel sick but in a good way.

A brownie sundae!!!

A thicc hot brownie with walnuts, two scoops of vanilla bean ice cream (the real stuff), drizzled with hot fudge and caramel sauce!

Cup of coffee. I don’t want to eat anything else. I literally just ate.

I don’t do much dessert any more.

Carrot cake with a lot of cinnamon and cardamom and cream cheese frosting is the biggest exception. Or just like chocolate chip banana bread.

Plain af New York style cheesecake. You weirdos that put berries on it are strange.

Ice cream or frozen custard, especially now that it’s so hot.

homemade ice cream sundaes

i went to an ice cream parlor once and ordered a banana split, but they were out of bananas. And while i did not go immediately across the street and buy a single banana from the grocery store right there, i decided that it was worth it during my next grocery run to purchase a carton of ice cream and some toppings and make them at home. and I’ve been doing that at home for almost two years now as my go to dessert

I really like basic vanilla cake with buttercream frosting.

Fent

Earl Grey Pie, it’s really easy if you use frozen pie crusts.