Hamas has indicated it is currently unable to identify and track down 40 Israeli hostages needed for the first phase of a ceasefire deal, according to an Israeli official and a source familiar with the discussions, raising fears that more hostages may be dead than are publicly known.
Okay how about 25? 24 and 3 fingers?..wrong cartel! Sinaloa guys, we’ll get back to you later… At! I meant at you later. Sorry I’m new at this negotiation shit. Let’s start over.
Okay, my name is…is…hmmm… Pedro. What’s your name? And you said Carlos does have the two testicles? Okay okay. Look let’s not do someth…he has only one testicle not? Not his testicle. Oh man, poor kid, listen guy, I was just pooping and I picked up the phone without checking, I think you got the wrong number. Yeah I’m real sorry. I hope you find Carlo’s friends, I really do.
Racism, everybody.
Don’t pepe pecas pica papas me! I can say that with my ass backwards any day. And if your up for it I can anti tarabitatongulate any plank that your best tarabitatongular has entarabintantigulated. This is something that only a brown person from my colloquial origins would understand. So if you would please allow me to make fun of my own people in a language other than my original one, I would admire you deeply.
Y so no, pus no. Pero si si si. Ni miercoles!