This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
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That Mariah Carey Christmas song every single retail worker hates
It would be irresponsible not to.
The US national anthem. People will stand around before sporting events knowing that they used to do something but are mystified they can’t remember what.
Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.
Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.
Entry of the Gladiators
If that song had never existed
Which military march would get turned into clown music?
Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.
That was far the from the worst IMO, The 12 Days of Christmas played 3 times in a row by 3 different singers once, I almost quit on the spot.
The goddamn Macarena.
The United States of America National Anthem.
They did. You’re welcome.
Good point. If the wizard did this you also would never know that such a song existed. Hence your “worst song in the world” spot would be filled with a different song the instant the spell hits.
It shows how such categories as “the worst” and “the best” are only constructions of our mind.
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runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears
Hello sorcerer. Please erase “Man, I feel like a woman” by Shania Twain. It annoys me anyway, but it not like it makes being a woman sound especially inspiring either (“Colour my hair, do what I dare” - woah, slow down there Shania!). Thanks.
So shall it be done.
4′33″. I hate that melody and would rather just listen to silence.
Freebird. It’s the audio equivalent of Hookworm.
The whole of The Ramones catalogue. Basically just one song split into parts.
No one’s gonna say that marraiah carrey christmas song? Ok i’ll say it, tha marraiah carrey Christmas song.
Everyone in retail will worship you.
Nah, there are a lot of retail songs waaayyyy more annoying than that one that would just take its place. At least that one has some talent involved lmao.
Then you’ll get all the remixes of Feliz Navidad instead.
Oh, probably this song or one like it:
Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.
Thanks, I hate it.
There are a few explicitly racist songwriters from more recent times that don’t have any historical aspect.
fuck, it gets worse the longer you look at it.
