Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down12
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month ago 50 melons for grade school math problem Actually I think I’m gonna start with: “(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.
Actually I think I’m gonna start with:
“(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
I charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.