You… you should not be allowed at the petting zoo…

No, thank you.

I’d just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They’ve become more popular with travelers over the past few years.

If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What’s the deal?

“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”

Did you call 911 or something?

I love how Russia invading other countries is always everyone else’s fault. Hilarious.

Russia pushed Ukraine into seeking NATO membership when they attacked them in 2014. Ukraine was neutral before that.

Why doesn’t Russia just go home? Why is it up to Ukraine to do anything but defend itself?

I think my head would be in a very different place at this point had it gone the other way.

Same for the dog, too.

Good luck!

Hamas

Intentional vs unintentional.

So if israel kills Palestinian civilians… first does Hamas get the right to kill israelis indiscriminately?

No, why would you think that?

Civilians weren’t intentionally targeted by Ukraine, unlike Hamas, who happily murders children.

What does the proximity of the kibbutzes to Israeli military bases have to do with anything? Did Hamas accidentally murder civilians in their homes while trying to go after legit targets?

“Oops, we missed the military base and accidentally cut this old guys head off with a garden hoe and machine gunned some families hiding in their homes! Honest mistake!”

Go eat a bushel of dicks, Russia.

They take the bottom half.

I haven’t seen the movie. How does it depict make sexuality as inherently dangerous?

Mostly just walks around clucking and eating corn off the ground.