I would rip em up as a kid all the time.

Yes!

Exaggerating?

Why don’t we try lying, bait and switch. Perhaps criminal investigation for consumer fraud?

Just post all this and the coordinates anonymously to some True Crime forums and let the obsessed people hound it.

Calling the local PD was a laughably bad idea. But unfortunately that train has sailed.

Yes. I can almost guarantee that’s precisely what happened.

I find that the ones that want attention don’t particularly enjoy being punched in the face either.

My brother in Christ. We’re supposed to be in an Ice Age now.

Aspartame gives me mad headaches anyway.

People replying “this”… motherfucker that’s what the upvote button is for.