I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
pink
Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you’ve ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it’s pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture
Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
*gets water all over the floor, again…
I also choose this guy’s wife’s “boob”.
Excellent reference
Boof
Queef 😂
The only person that could turn a three letter word into three syllables
You two are wild
BOINK
The sound of scientific progress, and something much more fun too!
I was watching a Batman/Superman animated movie and Harley Quinn was using a pogo stick, she kept saying BOING when she hit the ground.
Peef.
It’s when you fart out of your dick hole. A “Penis Queef”, if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.
What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else’s post?
It wasn’t fun for me either
I am sorry. I didn’t mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
Yeah I’m good. I guess there’s an over developed muscle in my bladder that caused pain and blood in my urine. Totally benign.
The tube in my pee hole? Weirdest feeling of my life
Ok, I’ve had many catheters inserted into my penis, I’ve just never had an expulsion of air. Usually getting it put in wasn’t a big deal, as I was always incoherent or unconscious, but getting it taken out was cathartic and unpleasant.
This goes beyond a catheter. The camera goes all the way deep into the bladder.
I said something irredeemably stupid as it’s clear I didn’t actually read the last sentence of your original post. I apologize for wasting your time. That said, do you have any pictures?
I learned a new thing today, thank you!
Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?
It sounded like a silent but deadly fart. Like a PFFFFT.
squirreled
It’s the longest one-syllable word last time I checked. Pretty ridiculous that it is one syllable honestly.
Bjork!
I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.
Bjork is my goto nonsense muppet sound. Bjork bjork bjork Bjork!
Icelandic dogs:
- Mom! Look! This frog says my name every time I press down on its belly!
- Leave the poor animal alone, Björk!
You know Björk in swedish is a tree
It’s birch.
Yes, and you have to say out while sucking in air, not breathing out.
Holy shit that makes it 10x funnier!
I tip my cap to you, PrayerWaxpaint
Isn’t it two syllables
It’s pronounced as one syllable in the Nordic languages
I’ve been saying it wrong for DECADES 😭
B-york – never thouht of saying it that way
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Bonk
Schnozz
I used to have a dog named Schnozz! He was always sticking his schnozz where it shouldn’t be
eyebrow wiggle
poot
Have you ever read My Teacher Flunked The Planet? There’s a little slug creature thing called a poot in that book. I love it
Came here to say “poot.” Truly, a refined and sophisticated selection, well done.
My dad spends a lot of time doodling, and sooner or later he ends up with a man farting a big ‘poot’ cloud
On your way to the infart.
Wife got a chuckle. I said it was her favorite movie, she said ‘very funny’, I said ‘it was more an action-thriller’.
Maybe she liked the slut.